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Junk Mail Stories?

by Lucky Red Hen on June 21, 2007

Could someone please explain to me these annoying junk mails that are mini stories or something or other. What’s the point? There’s nothing but a story, nothing to sell or links to get you to go anywhere.

“Walking toward her he seemed straight out of a movie. Not any movie but the kind that it’s obvious he’s way too good looking for her and she’s less than average. Though she wanted to turn away for fear he’d embarrass her, it was as if she was frozen in her tracks, unable to resist the desire coming her way.”

Q: How do I get them to stop or is it a part of the online life I lead?

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I like watching HGTV

by Lucky Red Hen on June 3, 2007

My back’s out again.

Must be a combination of getting the house ready, reducing the amount of stuff we have to fit into our new place that’s 1/2 the size and those CUTE red heels I wore to my birthday lunch on Wednesday (not the whole day; put them on right before I drove over, kept them on while sitting for lunch then drove home and took them off immediately).

Anyway… when my back goes out it’s couch time for me and an opportunity to watch some Home & Garden television. I LOVE watching make-overs of any kind… yard, exteriors, interiors, people, etc.

The first day of this is not too bad but the 2nd – 5th get progressively worse (plus I have a “female” visitor this time, if you know what I mean) and I get awfully cranky feeling like a ZERO that can’t do much for myself or anyone else (thank you, hubby, for taking such good care of us all – especially when my back is out). It is no fun, that’s for sure.

Usually the dopey episodes don’t bother me but I had been laid up for a couple days by the time I saw this. It has irritated me to no end and has made me so mad that they think it’s passable. Hideous is the only word I could use to describe it without making this post R-rated! Sure would like to know how long it took the owners to undo it.

Q: Am I the only one that finds this make-over a make-UNDER?

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Seth Godin on May 24 from 1-4pm

by Lucky Red Hen on May 23, 2007

I’m posting this notice for a friend (from Seattle where I’m house shopping for the day so I can’t get the links to work)…

Seth Godin will be at the Salt Palace on May 24 from 1 – 4 pm.

The cost is $50 at the door and you get 5 copies of his new book, The Dip. One for yourself and 4 to give away.

For more information, go here…
http://wordmob.com/2007/05/16/you-can-now-pay-at-the-door-seth-godin-may-24th-at-the-salt-palace/.

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MIA reasons

by Lucky Red Hen on May 20, 2007

allergies (ugh)
planning our move
downsizing household items by 1/2
searching for home to buy
getting our house ready to list
figuring out what to sell for how much
computer programs cursed with voodoo
end of school for kids
Harley rides (MUST get those in)
blog & birthday lunches
book group
engagement shoot
engagement image conversion from RAW to jpg
engagement editing
guestbook design for June wedding
guestbook program crashes & I start over thrice
learn guestbook design program
upgrade to the new version of said program
relearn program in new version
figure out how to submit book to publisher
last minute prom pictures for friend
prom images converted from RAW to jpg
edit the prom pictures
burn to DVD to find that 1/2 are missing
redo the images and re-burn
download them to printer
pick up from printer
deliver prom pictures
program with voodoo made prom pics funky
nilmdts pictures to edit in color & sepia tone
nail down photography pricing structure
help high schooler with photography projects
soccer practices
soccer games
soccer team pictures because photographer MIA
download images to computer
convert said images from RAW to jpg
edit pictures to proper format & get to parents
doctor appointmentS (plural) for 3yr old
holding on the phone for results of pee tests
planning for the Queen’s lunch
planning for MY lunch
planning for my birthday eventS (plural)
jewelry sale (3yr old sick so I almost didn’t go)
dog to the groomer
dog from the groomer
newborn photo shoot before he’s too old
email back and forth with buying realtor
talk back and forth with selling realtor
pour over comp reports on pricing our home
try and play with my kids
try and see my hubby
forgetting to call people back (sorry)
don’t call back people who are crazy (not sorry)
emailing back potential clients (within 24hrs)
allergies and fighting pharmacy for meds
now I have a cold and meds aren’t working
sleep

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frappr.com

by Lucky Red Hen on May 5, 2007

Are you my friend? How about a friend of a friend? How about a distant friend of a friend? Then go ahead and add yourself to my little map. If you wanna. I’m nota gonna make ya.

Hello little map!

So after writing the word “friend” over and over I got a little cross-eyed and wondered if I spelled it wrong. Do you do that with some words? You look at them differently one day and wonder if they’re spelled correctly? I did that with “drawer” years ago. Just didn’t look right.

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Got a Call From A Neighbor

by Lucky Red Hen on May 3, 2007

While waiting a while to start watching the DVR’d Grey’s (that way I can FFwd through the commercials) I get an incoming call. The number isn’t familiar but it’s not too late so I answer. On the other end was a neighbor.

Now, before I go on I must confess that I don’t know much about this particular neighbor. Not that I haven’t wanted to, of course, but there hasn’t been an opportunity. I’ve been to his nicely decorated house when his wife had a boutique sale (purchased an orange faux leather bag and some hand and home sanitizer) and we wave as we pass each other driving down the street. Other than that, we don’t hang out or anything exciting. He always has a smile on so I’m not dreading the call.

He starts off with pleasantries and asks if he’s caught me at a good time. Well, I’ve got about 3 minutes until I start watching my show but I don’t think he’ll be that long. He says he’s met someone that made him think of me. Well, I do that kinda thing all the time. THEN it comes…

I’d like to talk to you and your husband about
something very interesting I’ve just learned.

Oh for crying out LOUD! You know those “No Soliciting” signs some people post on/near their front door? I wish there were a way to post those on the phone. Yes, there’s the we-don’t-accept-solicitations-over-the-phone-so-hang-up-now-unless-you’re-actually-a-friend-then-press-one recording. But these are people who know us so they’d press 1 because they don’t see themselves as solicitors.

I told him we’re not interested in, um, ah, well… MLM’s. He said it’s not a “product” and something to do with health. He tried to schedule 15 minutes with us Saturday night. Um, why would I blow a Saturday night for that? That doesn’t work for us, sorry. Well, how about Monday night? Um, that night is reserved for spending with family. He insisted it would only take 15 minutes and if we’re not interested then no big deal. “I don’t know my husband’s schedule so you’ll have to call him if you really want to set up a time,” wondering how Ben would reply to his request.

This guy is a nice guy, don’t get me wrong, but it’s just not my piece of cake. I don’t wanna be a meanie because he’s a nice guy, but argh!

Q: Know what I mean?

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Children: Something To Think About

by Lucky Red Hen on May 1, 2007

Got most of this via the internet (eliminated/changed a few things).
Dear God:
Why didn’t you save the school children at …
Bath, MI 1927
Houston, TX 1959
Moses Lake, WA 1996
Bethel, AK 1997
West Paducah, KY 1997
Stamp, Arkansas 1998
Edinboro, Pennsylvania 1998
Fayetteville, Tennessee 1998
Springville, OR 1998
Richmond, Virginia 1998
Littleton, CO 1999
Taber, Alberta, Canada 1999
Conyers, GA 1999
Deming, NM 1999
Fort Gibson, OK 1999
Santee, CA 2001
El Cajon, CA 2001
and
Blacksburg, VA 2007
?
Sincerely,
Concerned Student
____________________________
Reply…
Dear Concerned Student:
Sorry, I am not allowed in schools.
Sincerely,
God
____________________________
How did all this get started? Let’s see…
When Madeline Murray O’Hare complained that she didn’t want any prayer in our schools.
And we said, OK.
Then, someone said you better not read the bible in school. You know, the bible that says, “thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself.”
And we said, OK.
Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn’t spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.
And we said, an expert should know what he’s talking about, OK.
Then someone said, let’s let our daughters have abortions if they want to, and they won’t have to tell their parents.
And we said, OK.
Then some wise school board member said, since boys will be boys and they’re going to do it anyway, let’s give our sons all the condoms they want, so they can have all the fun they desire, and we don’t have to tell their parents they got them at school.
And we said, OK.
Now we’re asking ourselves why our children have no conscience,
why they don’t know right from wrong
and why it doesn’t bother them to kill strangers, classmates or even themselves.
We Reap What We Sow

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An Average Schmuck

by Lucky Red Hen on April 25, 2007

I got the best compliment today…

“Here’s a question… how come when an average schmuck like myself takes a picture of someone, it just looks like a picture of someone? But when a photographer takes a picture of someone it becomes so much more… alive?”

That came after I had my first (WARNING: THIS LINK IS KNOWN TO MAKE PEOPLE CRY) Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep shoot tonight. What a beautiful family it was to have for my first experience with this non-profit volunteer organization. I certainly hope they felt the same as I tried my best to capture the sweet spirit of their little girl. What a blessing it is that I have a talent that can be used for good. I will not take it for granted. You shouldn’t either. If you’re a photographer then you should look inside yourself and find a way to use your talent to help others (I highly recommend NILMDTS since more photographers are needed).

Q: What talents do you have that could be used for good? It’s okay to toot your own horn, woot woot. Confidence is an asset.

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