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What if you had no tongue?

by Lucky Red Hen on July 24, 2007

Apparently, according to my 7yr old, you wouldn’t be able to talk. I believe I agree, especially since I tried holding my tongue against the bottom of my mouth to try it out.

Go ahead… try talking without using your tongue. I dare ya.

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The ABC's of Lucky

by Lucky Red Hen on July 22, 2007

A – Attached or Single: attached to my Nordic prince who’s 5 years younger than me but WAY smarter, taller and musically inclined.

B – Best Friend: blanket answer, My Lisa. We’ve been friends for over 10 years. However, I have many “besties” who know more about me than anyone should and I trust them with that LOL (Cathy, Tiffany, Christine, Ann, etc.).

C – Cake or Pie: cheesecake, the Chocolate Dream from Carrabba’s (but it MUST be shared unless you’re a freak) or made-from-scratch (shout out to Azucar who’s made the most amazing from-scratch cakes I’ve ever tasted).

D – Drink of Choice: 1.5% milk (my dad used to say I drank so much I should be IV’d to a cow), pink lemonade, Clementine Izze straight from the bottle (sorry about my residual licking of the rim, just bugs me to leave a little behind).

E – Essential Items: cell phone, camera/computer, A/C and my new watch from Denmark with 2 faces (one set to Mountain and the other to Pacific).

F – Favorite Color: red and pink to look at (not together, separately), chocolate to wear and orange as an accessory (as in my faux leather handbag and Harley).

G – Gummi Bears or Worms: bears, but not all colors (green & yellow taste dumb).

H – Hometown: 10-17yrs old Clovis, NM… 17-early 20’s Spokane, WA… mid-20’s-31 Seattle, WA.

I – Indulgence(s): jewelry, original artwork, gourmet food, reality TV (Miami Ink and Simmons Family Jewels) and girls night out.

J – January or July: January… love the cozy feel of a sweater or sweatshirt and hot drinks (Wassail, flavored herbal teas and hot cocoa with real cream) with friends and family (not a fan of heat because you can only get SO naked).

K – Kids: just 2… Jack (named after my grandpa who didn’t have biological kids of his own) and Piper (who’s middle name is a shout-out to My Lisa).

L – Life is incomplete without: ethics, good food with good friends, laughter and faith (in many things, not just religious).

M – Marriage Date: in March of 98 because it’s in the middle of any holidays so we wouldn’t have to share (plus it wasn’t the height of wedding/vacation season and rates are lower; I’m pretty practical that way).

N – Number of Siblings: 1 brother, Jason (was going to be Matthew), who’s 7yrs younger, single, treats women with respect and is a talented welder by trade.

O – Oranges or Apples: oranges, but don’t like the seeds and prefer the taste of tangerines, and the smell of them over lemons.

P – Phobias/Fears: have nightmares about snakes and my children being badly hurt (especially being hit by a car as I was when I was 4).

Q – Favorite Quote: You are unique; just like everyone else.

R – Restaurants (I changed this one): Carrabba’s in Orem, JaK’s Grill in Issaquah, Dixie’s BBQ in Bellevue, Thai Village in American Fork and Red Robin for their fries.

S – Season: anything but summer because it’s so hot and I don’t do well in hot. I remember one year Lisa and I went to Utah in the summer and it was so hot she swore it was a good thing she wasn’t a crayon.

T- Tag Three: whoever hasn’t done one of these ever or lately.

U – Unknown Fact About Me: lived with cats all my life until I moved to Vancouver, WA as an adult and became allergic (even to my family cats whom I grew up with sleeping on my neck and rubbing my face as I got ready in the morning).

V – Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animals: I believe in the ethical treatment of animals (don’t like the idea of wearing fur as an accessory) but eat meat and desire dairy products throughout the day (cheddar cheese, cottage cheese, milk).

W – Worst Habit: forgetting to call people back after I’ve listened to then deleted their voice mails intending to call back… saving even the tiniest amount of leftovers just to end up tossing them in the garbage.

X – X-rays or Ultrasounds: x-rays because ultrasounds kinda creep me out.

Y – Your Favorite Foods: well-made, thin-crust pizza with fresh ingredients, Cinnabon with cooold milk (once or twice a year and usually with My Lisa), white sauce, Big Salad, a nice med-rare filet, bleu cheese burger at Mon Amie Gabi in Vegas, anything that Cathy makes, CW’s blueberry homemade ice cream, PayDay candy bar, anything with cream cheese and Sticky Chicken (Hawaiian recipe that’s called by many names).

Z- Zodiac: Gemini.

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Thank You

by Lucky Red Hen on July 21, 2007

Sometimes… there are no words.

thank you seems so insignificant

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Harry Dilema

by Lucky Red Hen on July 18, 2007

Did you ever, in your youth, try that four letter word that starts with N by spreading it all over your harry legs so that the acid could slowly eat away at 2 layers of your epidermis (if it recommends 6 minutes then isn’t 9, 11 or 13 minutes better)?

How many times have you taken those cheap drugstore razor blades to your sweet ankle, pulling up gobs of fleshy meat and NOT a blade of hare (I’ve claimed shark bite and dropping a knife when I did it)?

Ever tried the electrolosis route where you pay over six HUNDRED thousand dollars and willingly let some masochist shock your harry parts with the power of a gajillion transformers (and I’m not talking about autobots here even though I saw it twice in less than a week)?

Well, I’m tired of it all and am not going to take it anymore (que Twisted Sister and their Mimiesque eye shadow). Please tell me of an alternative to torture and the path to everlasting (gobstoppers, you know you said it in your mind) silky legged bliss.

P.S. Does it bug you that I never spelled harie properly?

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Motorcyle Trailer Shopping

by Lucky Red Hen on July 15, 2007

We’re still chugging away at getting ready for the big move.
Today I asked a friend at church if he’d help me figure out what used motorcycle trailer to buy online (KSL.com hosts a FREE classified section and there is a TON of stuff on there).
Good thing I asked because he actually has a 6mo old one that he doesn’t need anymore because he’s sold his bikes! Yay!
I plan to trailer my Harley up to the new house then sell the trailer since U-know-who-hauls wants over $250 just to rent one of theirs. I’ll buy his for $450 and even if I sold it for $350 I’d still be saving $150. Now that’s good thinkin’! Plus, he’ll show me how to properly attach the bike so I don’t have to worry about it falling off (already have had nightmares about it).
Speaking of KSL.com… I’ve put some of our big furniture up there for sale that we can’t fit in the new house (we’re going from our 3301 sq ft house down to 1760 sq ft). We are a non-smoking, clean home and take pride in our stuff. Maybe you likey?
queen size futon in GREAT condition
with sliding drawers underneath
(one needs glue to keep it together)
and pillows included $200

Would anyone want this for $15?
I was hanging my necklaces on it
in my bathroom or used it for
holiday decor (Halloween, Easter
and Christmas).


Pine can-be-painted entertainment
center in EXCELLENT condition
with 3 rolling drawers (need some work
because they sometimes get stuck)
and 2 shelves $350 (27″ TV $100).

weathered black wooden & metal patio 4-piece set $25

white “shabby” solid wood table/desk $150

This was my grandfathers and needs
a little work (pegs don’t stay stuck
in their holes… need glue) with a
cool, old leather seat $75

plant stand? We used it for Piper’s books (lower shelf)
and toys/stuffed “aminals” in her room. Creamy white
with sage green detail $25

The German armoire I’ve spoken about.
HUGE and HEAVY. The left 2 doors
open to a large compartment with a
shelf above then the right door has
several adjustable shelves. 3 drawers
underneath. Breaks down into pieces
for easy moving. Some rickety pieces
since it’s over 80yrs old and shipped
from Germany $500

Matching dresser to the German armoire.
4 drawers with one missing handle (but
I actually have it somewhere and will
mail it when I find it after the move).
Marble top is cracked into 2 pieces but
it’s not that noticeable and actually
looks kinda cool. Mirror included and
sets on top of marble $250
(buy both German pieces for $50 off)

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The Easy Way to Stop Smoking

by Lucky Red Hen on July 13, 2007

Editorial Review for The Easy Way to Stop Smoking from Amazon.com:
A new edition of the revolutionary bestseller, with four million copies in print. Allen Carr’s innovative Easyway method—which he discovered after his own 100-cigarette-a-day habit nearly drove him to despair—has helped millions kick smoking without feeling anxious and deprived. That’s because he helps smokers discover the psychological reasons behind their dependency, explains in detail how to handle the withdrawal symptoms, shows them how to avoid situations when temptation might become too strong, and enables them to stay smoke-free. Carr discusses such issues as nicotine addiction; the social “brainwashing” that encourages smoking; the false belief that a cigarette relieves stress; the role boredom plays in sabotaging efforts to stop; and the main reasons for failure. With this proven program, smokers will be throwing away their packs for good.

Read the Customer Reviews about the middle of the page.

My mom and dad (who’s smoked most of their lives) and brother (who’s smoked about 10 years; he asked for a quit smoking gimmick for Christmas one year – didn’t work) quit by reading this book. They’ve tried other methods before, with no lasting success so I highly recommend this book to anyone who’s interested in kicking the habit. My brother has given this book as a gift to 6 of his friends and 10 of them have quit (are you trying to figure out the math? …4 friends borrowed the book).

BTW: it’s cheaper at Walmart.com (especially with the 97 cent shipping and $9.76 price tag). I pre-ordered Eclipse through them, guaranteed delivery on Aug. 7, and got the hardback delivered for under 12 dollars!

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Dangit, So You Think You Can Dance?

by Lucky Red Hen on June 28, 2007

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WARNING: SPOILER (do not read if you don’t know who was cut this week)…

Do any of my readers watch So You Think You Can Dance?

If so, how’d you feel about tonights elimination of Jessi Peralta?

I am disappointed about her being eliminated so soon. Her performances have been strong and I absolutely love watching her and Pasha together. There are other girls that are better dancers on the show, and she is not my favorite, but she is at least 2 weeks away from being cut in my opinion.

Wish the judges would’ve given more insight in their decision making process because I just don’t get it. Is it because she has fallen for Pasha, the emergency incident yesterday or her desire to be an overall performer and not JUST a dancer?

Dangit. That bums me out. Somebody want to make me feel better here?

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This is for all the photographers out there. I am going to this workshop and so can you! When Jose Villa told me about this months ago (at the very memorable trip to California), I committed myself to going. Luckily I have a very supportive husband that trusts my judgement to send me solo to Mexico (where I’ve never been before) for a week with a bunch of strangers hahaha. Each attendee is responsible to pay for tuition, airfare & room accomodations but everything else (including ground transportation and food/beverage) is included! The registration just opened so if you’re interested in having an unbeatable life experience, vacation in Mexico and hang out with me (all the information is listed in this post) then click on this next line (hurry!)…

Jose Villa Fine Art Photography Workshop in Mexico
with special guest speakers Jesh de Rox and Dennis Orchard
Sponsored by Fuji, Cypress Albums and Richard Photo Lab

November 11-14 (the June 2007 Singapore workshop SOLD OUT)
Limited space available (only 12 people)

Fly in to Guadalajara, Mexico airport (need your valid passport)
Reserve the free 30 minute shuttle ride to hotel by emailing Jose Villa your arrival date, time & flight #.

Hacienda El Carmen Hotel & Spa in Ahualulco, Jalisco Mexico
$140.40/night pp double occupancy or $190.71/night pp single occupancy
(the regular rate is $187.20 and $257.40 respecitively; prices include fees & tax)

  • Sunday
    5pm dinner Meet and Greet at Hacienda El Carmen Hotel & Spa
  • Monday
    9am introduction, Jose Villa portfolio, overview of schedule
    11am leave for 1.5hr drive to 400yr old private Hacienda La Sauceda for ½ day model shoot
  • Tuesday
    9a special guest Jesh de Rox “Passion Behind the Camera”
    Jose Villa on marketing, advertising and client meetings
  • Wednesday
    9am special guest Dennis Orchard from the UK & WPPI judge “Print Competitions”
    Photo shoot in the market place of Tonoia, Mexico (30 minute drive from hotel)
    Critique from Monday’s photo shoot at Hacienda La Sauceda
    Magazine submissions; what the editors love to see and what they’re not telling you
    Question and answer session

Other topics that will be covered during the workshop:

  1. how to book Destination Weddings
  2. keeping it simple with composition
  3. finding a style that works for you
  4. creating a niche market for fine art weddings
  5. developing relationships with vendors so they do the talking for you
  6. one on one portfolio review
  7. using natural light to create fine art images
  8. it’s all about art… let’s talk about it
  9. how to get the word out; marketing and advertising
  10. now that you have the art, sell it
  11. the easy way to anti-pose a couple

    INCLUDED IN TUITION:
    ground transportation to/from Guadalajara airport and photo shoots
    food (breakfast, lunch & dinner) and beverages
    models, their dresses, make-up and floral arrangements
    unlimited Fuji 220 and 35mm film (400 and 800 iso) for film shooters
    one 4gb SanDisk compact flash card per digital shooter
    50% off first Cypress album
    50% off all processing and printing of workshop images at Richard Photo Lab

EACH ATTENDEE RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING FOR & ARRANGING:
Tuition: $1000 deposit to reserve your spot; $950 balance due by October 10
Airfare to Guadalajara, Mexico and room accommodations

Jesh de Rox:
Jesh is one of the most talented Fine Art Wedding photographers I know andI am super excited to have him present at the Mexico workshop. We have becomegreat friends over the past year. You don’t want to miss this amazing opportunity.
– Jose Villa

Dennis Orchard:
Dennis is an award winning UK photographer and one of the top judges at WPPI.He will also be joining us and presenting on competition submissions, what thejudges look for and what is up and coming in our wedding photography industry.Dennis shot a wedding with me in Scotland and we’ve become great friends.
– Jose Villa

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