Sweet, sweet, Serentine

by Lucky Red Hen on January 11, 2008

A while ago, I was talking with a teenager who wants to be a novelist when he grows up. “Really? Then I want to read something you’ve written,” I said. He gave me the high school booklet that had his story in with a bunch of other students drawings, poems and stories. I read his and then some others and found that I truly enjoyed his much more than the rest. I wonder what you think…?

-Sweet, sweet, Serentine-

by F.K.

I met her in first grade.

Innocence was caked in our eyes and smeared all about our scrawny little frames. Inside, I suppose I was the same as I am now: contemplative, reasoning, always questioning. She was different and oh, we were in love.

She had but to cast her laughing, secretive smile at me. The smile that said with the subtle, tricky shine in her eyes “I’ve traveled the world, time, space and beyond; and if I feel like it, I’ll take you with me.” I would be hooked, shot by her harpoon gun of curiosity. And all she had to do was reel me in.

But, to my great, unyielding torture, she didn’t reel me in. I knew there was nothing to be done. I couldn’t just walk over to her during class. So I sat and waited for what seemed like an eternity.

There were worksheets to be completed and they were sitting on the desk before me. But I couldn’t touch them to save my life. All I could do was watch the sweet, sweet Serentine.
She looked back at me from where she sat by the window, while pointing out at the clouds, the trees and the birds. She showed me what we would look like if we could fly. She put into my head what it would be like to ride the cumulus from fiery dawn, to fiery sunset. She was beautiful, smart, and uproariously funny.

We’d make silly faces at each other from across the room as we tried to suppress our laughter, so as not to be noticed. But it was always inevitable, being caught, and so horrible when it happened.

The teacher would pause her lecture a spell, glance from me, to the window, and then back again. She’d open her mouth in hesitation to speak; close it again, and then let it all out.

“Freddy, are you having troubles focusing?”

I’d whip my head around and straighten up in my chair. “No Mrs. Hansen, I’m alright”

Mrs. Hansen would give me her famous, narrow-eyed, truth serum stare. She could crack even the most experienced liars like an egg with that stare. I’d straighten up even more and swallow under her burning gaze.

“Alll riiight.” She’d say in false satisfaction, before warily returning to her lecture.

I’d fall back in my seat and gasp a sigh of relief. Then I’d check the clock, to find that there were only five minutes until recess, and all happiness would instantly be restored. Recesses with Serentine were unparalleled adventures, which put to shame any and all of humanity’s most compelling classics.

The playground was our enigma. Tools in our hands, we were masters, elite craftsmen who could shape anything we wanted. Or we were pirates, lost at a torrential sea. We could be explorers in Antarctica, geologists in the belly of a churning volcano; it all depended on the day.

But recess was short. It was a mere twenty-five minutes in which Serentine and I could play, be free with one another. And all too soon, the bells that signaled slavery were ringing in the distance.

We’d return to our classroom still reveling in our grand and glorious adventures. I’d sit down at my desk, shaking from the adrenaline that still coursed through my veins, and start on my class-work.

But it was futile. I’d cast a glance at Serentine, to find that she was looking at me as well. A few giggles would be exchanged, and we’d return to work. I’d begin reading a problem on my paper. I wonder if she’s still looking at me, another glance at Serentine, another round of giggles. Work was impossible. Now I didn’t even need Serentine to distract me, as I was distracting myself!
I’d draw things in the margins of my worksheets, things related to the latest adventures Serentine and I had encountered. And from where Mrs. Hansen stood at the front of the class, it looked like I was working. But the fact remained: I wasn’t.

When the time came to turn in my papers, I had nothing to show for my time save the drawings that I’d come to adorn my papers with. And so the trouble started.

Through all my flirtations and adventures with Serentine, I was left with no time to complete my assignments. One or the other had to go. But both seemed so crucial, so great that I couldn’t live without them. The right choice had to be school.

I got to school the next morning and sat down at my desk. Taking care not to look at the window, as that’s where Serentine sat, I pulled out my worksheets and began to fill in the answers. Things were going well. I had gotten a whole answer down!

Suddenly, a boy dropped his pencil across the room. I looked over to where he stooped down to pick it up, and there sat Serentine; Sweet, sweet Serentine. She was smiling again, show-boating that dazzling set of brown eyes, with that sly and tricky twinkle. My heart warmed and swelled for her. I wanted to run away with her once more, travel some distant planet, or brave some raging sea. She was a beautiful girl, who’d seen many strange and beautiful things. She could show them to me. In all their foreign, magical glory she could show me all the places she’d been.

All I had to do was follow. All I could do was follow. Physically and mentally I believe I had no other choice. And so it was: I chose to travel with Serentine; and that made all the difference.

No one has really understood me since then: the day I first met Serentine. Some have pitied me; seen me as diseased or cursed with a wandering mind. Others have simply seen me as a freak. But I think I’m just the same as anyone else.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Serentine could have gone to anyone in the world, regardless of his or her normalcy. But she chose me, and I am made to live with that.

Alas, it is even as I write these words that Serentine is standing at the windows, gazing out at the nature beyond. We’ve both matured since we first met. Our adventures are less spontaneous; more planned by plot and reason.

She’s coming over to me now, pulling at my hand in want for me to follow. She wants to take me to the depths of space and time to where a foundation’s being laid in the stars, a genesis, over which we are made the overseers. We’ve many places to be and people to see, but many more to create.

Can you believe it? After all the adventures I’ve seen with her, all the battles we’ve lost and won together: she’s finally showing me where she came upon the twinkle in her eyes. It’s at times like these I’m eternally grateful I indulged in the sweet, sweet Serentine.

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Say NO to Mullets

by Lucky Red Hen on January 11, 2008

I think one picture says it all… need I say more?

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Earrings and/or Mustache

by Lucky Red Hen on January 10, 2008

Just say NO to earrings, guys…

…and the stash too!

Not too many can pull off a proper mustache these days (my dad does, except he doesn’t sport one in this shot, and Sam Elliott).

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Wedding Blog Awards

by Lucky Red Hen on January 8, 2008

Well ain’t THIS a neat surprise? The best part about it is that I don’t know a single person at this place. Not that they’re all married so I don’t know anyone there unmarried… meaning… this is totally out-of-the-blue!

wedding blog awards

Even though most artists are humble regarding their art, I’m thrilled about the acknowledgement knowing strangers not only see but appreciate my stuff! My friends and family say I’m great all the time (and they’re right *snert*), but hearing it unsolicited is like getting a diamond eternity band instead of a 5 stone (icing on the cake doesn’t do it for me like jewels do).

Don’t worry, friends, I won’t let it go to my head. Now where did I put that phone number for the private security guard company?…
Thanks, Wedding Blog Awards!

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Wedding Show Geeks

by Lucky Red Hen on January 7, 2008

Lori, my Mexico roommate and friend, and I attended the Seattle Wedding Show on Saturday. We got there at starting time trying to beat the rush but with 9,000 people expected, we weren’t the only ones thinking that.

Unfortunately, attending a wedding show with a gal friend and no make-up or wedding ring (long story about losing mine, that’s why I wasn’t wearing it) instantly tags me as lebonese. I say ME because vendors would hand HER their information and ignore me, like I was the dude being dragged along with promises of ‘I’ll make it up to you if you come to this with me.’ She claims it’s because she had ‘the official bridal show bag’ (I was too impatient to wait in line). I know better because this isn’t the FIRST time it’s happened to me. I don’t mind, mind you (get it, mind twice in a row and it makes sense), I just wanted the free stuff LOL. Apparently there were about 400 vendors altogether, with only 30 or so photographers, and we had a BALL checking them all out.

Rentals:
My absolute favorite of all was the dishes rental girl, Sheena, at Totally Tabletops. The booth was uber simple and super tiny (smallest available) but the few dishes she had displayed reminded me of dinners at Christine’s and I totally LOVELOVELOVE that look. They were funky, fresh and vintage all rolled up. The BEST part about her dishes rental? Can you GUESS? You can bring them back DIIIRRRRRTY! Now THAT’S a winner in my book (after last nights birthday dishes and tonight’s emergency-the-5-person-family-had-their-power-go-out-plus-us dishes, that’s 9 if you’re counting).

Catering:
Speaking of dishes… how about food to put ON the dishes? Herban Feast is DEFINITELY the place to go for gorgeous, delicious, local and all-natural yumminess. Their display was divine and the chef/owner top-knotch, friendly, sweet and professional. Recently, they’ve purchased a historical SODO giant open loft with exposed beams warehouse for hosting up to 300 guests (EXACTLY what I’d love to live in)! They sampled their dilectable Sweet Potato & Dungeness Crab Cake and almost had to call security to make me leave. Not really, but my taste buds are calling them out as I type! Look at these babies…

The gal at Volterra Restaurant convinced me to come try their Tuscan cuisine (they also have event space for 12-85 guests). Initially the draw to her booth was that the name is a well-known city in my favorite book series, Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. She says she’s never heard of it; what the…? I say we get some fans together and try channeling Edward and Jacob over a plate of pasta!

Brown’s Catering had the coolest looking chef with his talltalltall chef hat hoovering over the crowd. He was cheerful and poised. Their niche’ is that prices are all-inclusive (no extra or hidden charges from start to finish; chef, servers, tables, linens, dishes, utensils and clean-up)!

Cakes:
Lori was all over the cake samples (I DID taste one from Mike’s Amazing Cakes… yes, it WAS amazing and definitely worth clicking on… do it, I’ll wait).

(Seriously, I hope you checked out his cakes.)

Creme de la Creme had a booth PLUS had miniature cakes on display at a few wedding consultant booths. They were about 4″ high and were delicately decorated, mimicking a full-size wedding cake. Their cakes were exquisitely beautiful and looked worth the money people pay for wedding cakes these days. My mom made ours… five tiers of cheesecake… m-m-m. Their website is pretty ghetto and doesn’t show their awesomeness. Wish we were allowed to take pics at the show… grr.

Morfey’s Cake Shoppe had me at their name (Morfey, hahaha, cute) but their pictures displayed and in the brochures don’t do them justice. Sure, they’re not Mike’s Amazing Cakes or Creme de la Creme, but I’d put these guys in my top three as a mom-and-pop shop (although I don’t think they’re mom and pop, I’m just saying that’s the feel I get from their friendly, down home booth).

There was a gal there who makes ceramic cake trays and stands to match your wedding cake, but the closer I looked there was glaze dripping from some spots and some cracking (which can be seen in her pictures online)… wish that wasn’t the case because the colors and design were really adorable. Maybe posting this will give someone the idea to perfect it because that was an excellent idea for a niche product. Imagine being able to use your cake stand from your wedding throughout your marriage!

Paper Products:
There were really pretty invitation designers… Sparkll was my favorite one-of-a-kind designer, even though the spelling of it drove me nuts right off the bat, and letterpress folk like the friendly and beautifully designed Ephemera Press (y’all know how I feel about gettin‘ me some Letterpressyumm).

However, Brown Sugar Studios was my favorite letterpress vendor at the show that indulged me by listening to my breakfast story (oatmeal with some BROWN SUGAR and a little bit o’ cream).

Oh, Tomato-Tomato (tow-may-toe… tow-mah-toe) had cute little magnet handouts that said “I love my in-laws.” That was funny and eye-catching.

Wedding Coordinators:
I really liked Stacy at SK Wedding and Event Design (esp. since the initials remind me of my friend, Tiffany), but Lush Parties & Events had a pretty impressive booth with real grass sod and a place to put up my feet! Jesse and Travis at TrUe Colors Events were absolutely darling too (but should reprint their handout with better resolution on the pictures).

Newest idea:
The newest idea was a vintage umbrella rental gal… Bella Umbrella. She had the most BEAUTIFUL umbrellas we’ve ever seen, was super-duper nice, prices are pretty fair and got more interest than she expected the whole two days in the first two hours!

Parking was atrocious (3hrs = $11) and entry was $16/person ($2 discount coupon at the vendors before the show), but I suppose I’m not supposed to complain because that’s what you get livin’ in the big Metro Natural ci-tay (pshyeah, that’s our slogan).

Lori was also all over the proper pronunciation of classic business names that, apparently, we’ve all been saying incorrectly… like Ivars. Go ahead and say it, or think it in your head. You said eye-vars, didn’t you? No lying, that’s bad and you’ll get lashes. It’s actually ee-vars, as in the Norwegian way. She’s quite learned, ain’t she? That’s why I keep her around (she makes me look good). She finally dragged me into the Photo Booth for some lebanese looking pics… ain’t no shame in it… Hey, you can ALMOST see how cool my new teeth look!

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Happy Birthday, Ben

by Lucky Red Hen on January 6, 2008

I might not get through this post because my space bar is sticking. Sadly, I cannot blame my beautiful children. No, this time it’s all my fault (I don’t mind the blame, ’tis true).

See, I deemed myself the Hostess today to Ben’s side of the fam + Freddy for dinner after a day of fasting (not for me because I’d fall over with the shakes and not Britanny because she’s less than 5 weeks away of giving birth to no. 2… oh, and not the kids because their bodies are too young). Usually these get togethers mean we all chip in and bring a dish but I’m kinda anti-that (not sure what you’d call it). Some people like the help (my MIL said she does), but for me I’d rather take care of it all myself. Call me crazy (k, I’ll wait for you to say it).

So in the midst of scattering things together for the birthday boys’ dinner, I checked online to see if I could fine the cream cheese measurement for the cheesecake, seeing that that is THE most important part of the dessert. While I was clicking around, I sucked on my Henry Weinhard’s Root Beer (draught style head) and sat it in between my arms RIGHT NEXT TO THE KEYBOARD. Go ahead and say it… “crazy.”

I gasped when it happened, Piper heard and worriedly (made up word) asked what happened!?

I just made a mess.

Uh-oh!

Yeah, don’t tell daddy ;o)

Anyway… dinner. We’re watching America’s Test Kitchen the other day on pork chops then low-fat cheesecake. Really? Is there REALLY such thing as LOW-FAT cheesecake? They took the almost 600 calorie slice down to 300 something but is that REALLY low-FAT?! Anywho, that’s not my point. The point is that Ben asked for those two items as his birthday dinner and by golly I was going to deliver (I guessed on the cream cheese amount – couldn’t find it anywhere for that specific recipe).

I scored the silver skin on 10 fat pork chops, sauteed and sauced them (my MIL particularly liked the sauce, yay!). Baked the fingerlings with some olive oil (forgot the parchment paper this time… never forget the parchment paper) and seasonings, the asparagus (must admit I overcooked them worrying about undercooking those thick suckers), warmed the meatballs and threw together salad.

Had to call around for a bigger Cuisanart because I have one of those silly mini-combo blender ones then realized I can’t find my spring-form pan, dagnabit (used a rectangular one, lame). But, I successfully drained the yogurt overnight to make yogurt cheese for the first time and also the cottage cheese (but that was just 30 minutes). It tasted just fine and I even swirled homemade raspberry puree on the plates and topped the pieces with fresh raspberries ($3.99 at Costco).

Eight adults, three kids and one happy birthday boy!

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Canine Dental Issues

by Lucky Red Hen on January 4, 2008

…and I’m not talking about human bi-cuspids.

Piper has been more concerned about Posie’s teeth lately.

She’s been so worried that she interupted Jack’s Wii playing tonight.

“Jack. Jaaaack. JACK!” she squealed.

“WHAT PiPER?” emphasizing the PER.

“I fink Posie has a woose toof,” she says nicely with raised eyebrows.

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Anger: something we’re working on in this house. We all get frustrated for different, and sometimes valid, reasons. Figuring out how to teach the proper way to deal with those feelings is another thing altogether.

Thank goodness Steve, of Blue’s Clues fame (sorry Joe), had a lesson about that today and they’ve been practicing…

STOP

BREATH (take a deep breath, filling the chest, then exhale slowly)

THINK (pointing to your cranium, which is the preferred term in our house)

So, Piper reiterated this lesson to Jack when the Wii wasn’t reacting properly and he growled. She said, “Stop, brief, fink, JaaaAck!”

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Where's The Sunshine?

by Lucky Red Hen on January 3, 2008

Ben sent this to me back in November when I was traveling…
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Stretches my cheeks.

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