See What I Found at the Grocery Store

by Lucky Red Hen on October 5, 2007

This lone pear was sitting
amongst the red pears
all by its lonesome.
I’ll save you…
come home with me.
I will not eat you,
you look too cool to eat.
Everybody that’s seen it
thought it was fake.
Would YOU eat it?


{ 13 comments }

Tiffany Twisted October 6, 2007 at 12:11 pm

after i took pictures: yes :)

luckyzmom October 6, 2007 at 12:20 pm

After I painted it I would eat it. May I paint it please?

Kate Benson October 6, 2007 at 10:16 pm

I would fashion a whole room around it.

S+J October 8, 2007 at 3:38 pm

wow….that is quite a unique pear! you can’t save it forever though, so i think you should eventually eat it.

Rynell October 9, 2007 at 7:16 am

I would take pictures, admire awhile on the counter, then eat (presuming it is ripe, ’cause unripe pears are just grainy, potatoey ick.)

Julie October 9, 2007 at 11:17 am

Take pictures of it, let your mom paint it, and then eat it, letting the juices run down your chin.Nothing like a really good, ripe pear….(slurp).

Bek October 10, 2007 at 8:07 am

but put blue cheese on it..that is a cool pear!!

Kimba October 10, 2007 at 8:16 am

Pictures, of course, and then I’d slowly savor that baby….was it good? Please tell me you ate it…maybe it’s the pear of life?

c jane October 11, 2007 at 12:45 pm

I want that picture. It is so so so beautiful.

compulsive writer October 11, 2007 at 8:00 pm

So cool!

cazmom October 12, 2007 at 7:21 am

I love that pear. I would stare at it, take pictures, smell it, squeeze it and then finally, once its past its prime, EAT IT!

Kellee Smith October 12, 2007 at 12:04 pm

What if the inside is as wonderful as the outside. Do not miss out! Eat, dirk, and be marry. (after you photography!!!)

Jennifer Grigg October 13, 2007 at 9:33 am

Keep it. Dry like a shrunken head. Keep in in a glass case forever. ps. don’t eat painted pears.

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