What I need…

by Lucky Red Hen on August 18, 2006

I can copy like nobody’s business (and can be quoted as saying such).

Therefore I am dittoing ~j’s blog subject today. She googled her real first name and the word “needs” after it and came up with some interesting stuff. When I did it, this is what appeared:

LuckyRedHen needs…
help please donate
a manicure
a shower
her mother
a hand with her breasts
to be constantly highlighted
a hug
information on responsible sexual behavior
to redouble [her] efforts
to get over Scotty
you to understand that she’s not trying to sleep with your boyfriend
to start going tanning
the business
to be more vigorously investigated
to step up and take a bit of responsibility for her actions
serious help!
to answer these questions to the public’s satisfaction
the most work vocally
patient, loving parents who are familiar with the effects of neglect and abuse on children
to make her own way
some work before she can lead any song
to make a decision on t-shirt logos
to figure out how to get back to Oklahoma without being killed, married to a horse or losing her mind
to rest

{ 7 comments }

carblemarble August 18, 2006 at 12:37 pm

hehe… My name brings nothing, because of spelling. too bad.

compulsive writer August 18, 2006 at 6:07 pm

Sew funny! Now who’s going to give you a hand with your breasts?My favorite? Lucky needs to figure out how to get back to Oklahoma without being killed, married to a horse or losing her mind. That’s the best one yet!

~j. August 18, 2006 at 8:20 pm

And get over Scotty already, will you?!

Lyle August 19, 2006 at 7:23 am

Ya know, you being from Utah and all, “information on responsible sexual behavior” really falls into play with all them children all y’all are producing ;-).

LowLa August 21, 2006 at 1:29 pm

Well I can’t say my “needs” improved my mood today. Apparently I need anti-aging treatment, to get a life and (my personal favorite), braces. I’VE HAD BRACES FOR 29 MONTHS OK!!!!!

Julie August 22, 2006 at 3:45 pm

to post a new blog….we need some more entertainment besides handy breasts and trips to Oklahoma

Anonymous February 11, 2008 at 3:01 pm

You seem like a very accomplished photographer in Seattle. You should check out JayLynn Studios, a Utah Photographer that shares similar talents.

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