Women's Conference 2006

by Lucky Red Hen on May 10, 2006

Attended my first Women’s Conference at BYU. Granted, the only reason why I went is because my MIL was a presenter (she did great) and she had all her daughters and DIL’s come too. They all (4) stayed here (and I was able to give everyone their own room with a real mattress to sleep on) and everything went well. With that many women in one place there’s bound to be something come up but no.

Except I passed on the virus…

SIL (hubby’s sister), MIL, SIL (married to my hubby’s brother), me and SIL (hubby’s other sister)

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"Thank You"

by Lucky Red Hen on May 8, 2006

So I’m sitting in sacrament meeting on Fast & Testimony Sunday with that Holy Ghost lump in my throat that’s telling me I have something to share today.

I should’ve known better.

Sometimes on that ever-important day I don’t feel the spirit telling me to share. But this last Sunday I did. And if you ever have that feeling and DON’T act on it…

While I listened to some little ones bare theirs, “I’d like to bare my testimony, I know the church is true…” yada yada (I know that might be blasphemous but I just wish their parents would teach them another way to start out.), I searched my soul for the things I thought I should share.

#1 Worked out at the gym this month — no, that’s not it.

#2 Finally called landscapers to bid our backyard — no, that’s not it either.

#3 Survived having my MIL and 3 SIL’s stay with me and go to Women’s Conference without killing anyone — nope.

#4 Helped a non-English-speaking lady at the temple dial a number only to find out it’s long distance from Provo to SLC (I don’t speak Spanish) — no, certainly not it.

#5 Am realizing that I’m learning more than I’m teaching in my 16-19 year old Sunday School class — sure, that’s a good one, but not the clencher.

Then I figure that it must be what I’ve been repenting of recently.

Anyone who comes into contact with me (notice I didn’t say anyone who KNOWS me; because it’s more than the people who know me) has witnessed my prideful demeanor. I don’t mean it in a mean or snotty way, but when something I’ve done is good I realize that and say, “Yeah, that WAS good” instead of saying Thank You. I’m not very good with saying Thanks.

So I get up there and here’s pretty much how it went…

“I am here as part of the repentance process.

{eyes get big across the chapel as you can see the wheels turning in everyone’s head trying to figure out what it might be}

I have a problem that I’m working on.

When someone compliments to me on the beauty of my kids I say,
“I know.”

Same with crafts I make or pictures I take,
“I know.”

I thought that being proud of something I’ve accomplished is a good thing, but I’m finding that there is a place for pride and a place for humility in regards to the talents we have been given from Him upstairs.

So lately I’ve been trying to say “Thank You” when paid a compliment and feel the humblness come over me more and more each time I say it.

My testimony is of the gifts we receive from Heavenly Father in ways of talents and without those where would I be? I love to do things creatively and really hope they bring joy to others.

So I am here to say “Thank You” to Heavenly Father for the talents he’s given me and I pray that I use them for good.”

Then, without stopping to think about what was going to come out of my mouth next, I said…

“And I made the gorgeous blanket the baby was blessed in today. Oops, that was prideful again, wasn’t it? Well, I’m still working on it.”

Amen.

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My Super Sweet Sixteen plus Pictures

by Lucky Red Hen on May 2, 2006

Hello.

My name is imsewfunny.

I have a problem.

I should be working on a quilt that’s due this Sunday, but instead I’m watching My Super Sweet Sixteen on MTV. This show is absolutely ridiculous. A very rich family has a bratty, spoiled, rotten, selfish, whiny, snotty, mean daughter that gets away with bossing her parents and everyone else around her. It’s stupid and if I’m flipping through channels, trying to avoid something important like cleaning toilets or something, I’ll waste my precious time on this stupid show.

How ’bout I redeem myself? The last few days I’ve been productive.

Yesterday, I took some bridal pictures of a way-fun girl and will take more at her reception on Friday…



And Friday I took some more of a different gal (that reminds me a lot of Dr. Callie Torres on Grey’s Anatomy, whom I hope stays on as a regular character – lovelovelove her)…

And Saturday I took some pics at a wedding. The brides eyes were awesome and her bouquet had pretty colors. But the cake topper was a hoot…

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Viral Shirt Awareness

by Lucky Red Hen on April 30, 2006

Miss C Jane has started it all.

A viral infection spreading like wildfire. Will it stop?

I don’t know.

Should it?

I don’t think so.

Especially since I have 15 of these bad boys in my closet FOR SALE for a measly $3 via cash or PayPal + s/h. 12 White XL, 2 White Sm and 1 Pink Med.

P.S. Jet Set (& Joe), ~j., C Jane, Nitz Wood (& Jason), Twisted Tiffany & The Professor — A Blast I Had Thank You Very Much For Laughing At My Jokes And Letting Me Give You, Jane, Back Your Thunder. I Shouldn’t Have Taken It In The First Place And Shall Work On That “Deficiency” To Its Demise. I Think You ALL Are Darling And Am A Better Person Knowing You. Let’s Go Shrug Shoulders And Shake Our Money Makers.

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My First Memory

by Lucky Red Hen on April 27, 2006

Thanks to ~j. for the request…

We all have memories. Some good, some bad. This memory of mine, could be catagorized as bad except that it makes such a good story.

My mom and I lived in an apartment complex in Mt. Lake Terrace, Washington that had 2 buildings. One on the left and one on the right with a driveway/parking lot in between. The complex was located off the bend in the road; kinda like the bottom of the capital Y was the apartment driveway and the top of the Y was the road. It was at this location I had my first recallable memory.

When I was 4 years old I was run over by a taxi, my shirt caught something underneath and I was dragged about 40 feet until the neighbors got the driver to stop.

I was lying on a speedbump in the middle of our driveway/parking lot…

…at this point you’re thinking, “You deserved to get run over if you’re stupid enough to be lying on a speedbump in the middle of the road.” But I must remind you, I was 4 years old (not 14 or 24 or 34, etc.) – would you fault a 4 year old? Well, let me continue and you might see how my 4 year old reasoning makes perfect sense…

The day was a little chilly and the pavement was warmer than the air. Well, the speedbump was warmer than the pavement, kinda like a little space heater or electric heating pad. So I’m lying there with a black & white dog (medium sized, I think it had one blue eye and one brown eye) petting and talking to it about whatever 4 year olds talk about to dogs. Then I look to my right and see the taxi coming up the road but think that it will go around the bend and on its way. He didn’t turn and instead pulls into our driveway. The dog sees that the taxi is coming. He gets up and walks over to the grassy area. I, on the other hand, think to myself, “He wouldn’t run over a cute little girl,” and I stayed there.

The driver ran over a cute little girl.

The neighbors alerted my mom (who was taking a shower; she claims she wasn’t but this is my memory) who took me to the doctor for surgery on my left shoulder. Luckily that was the only damage, other than scrapes and bruises and a really trashed shirt. They say I have no lasting effects from the accident but people who like to make fun of me say they beg to differ.

I’ve told you mine, now you tell me yours.

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Lipstick Personality Test

by Lucky Red Hen on April 20, 2006

The other night Sue & Lisa pulled out their lipsticks to compare shapes. Interesting how most lipstick wearers have one of the following shapes and there are personality traits that go along with each. See if they match yours…

CURVED – YOU ARE QUIET, sweet and well-behaved. You abide by the rules and do not like to cause trouble. You are not loud or obnoxious at all. You do not like being the centre of attention. The only exception is that you may color your hair occasionally, to attract attention from boys or fit in with a group of girls. You are very good at sticking to a schedule. You tend to be a follower rather than a leader in social groups. You are able to be alone and enjoy your own company. You can sometimes be self-conscious. You would like to learn to be more outgoing.

DULL POINT – YOU ARE LOVABLE, kind and affectionate. You are a family-oriented person who appreciates the comforts of home. You love to nest and it is important to you that your room reflects who you are. You like to be surrounded by the people who truly know and understand you. In fact, you need people around and you aren’t into spending too much time alone if you can help it. You are a “doer” and you are excellent at starting and leading projects. You can give orders easily, so you tend to be a leader in social situations. You friends will follow you, even though you sometimes exaggerate your stories. You can be quite stubborn over little things.

ROUND – YOU ARE EASYGOING, relaxed and likeable. You have a calm and confident personality that draws many admirers, both male and female, to your side. People like to be around you and you have the potential to win many friends. You are a natural diplomat and you are good at being the peace-maker when your friends have arguments. Your friends trust you for advice. You are generous with your friends and you are very good at cheering up someone who is feeling blue. Your serene manner shows other people that you are self-assured and you like who you are.

FLAT – YOU ARE STRAIGHT-FORWARD, honest and intelligent. You don’t like a lot of small talk. You are aware of your opinions and good at speaking your mind. You do not respect people who tell lies or exaggerate their stories. You are very dependable and even somewhat conservative. You are a keen thinker who loves challenges. You have the natural ability to do exceptionally well in academic situations. Your high morals lead you to disapprove of people who act immaturely or in a sleazy manner. You are careful about your appearance, from your clothes to the way you act in front of others. You want people to like you and need the approval of friends, family and teachers.

SLANT – YOU ARE HIGH-SPIRITED, energetic and independent. You have strong opinions and you stick to them, no matter what other people say. You are quite outgoing. You tend to be a leader in your social groups. You are very choosey about who you call your friend. You are quick-moving and active. You have the natural ability to be good at many sports. You may not be much of a team person though, because you hate sticking to a schedule made by someone else. You like to “play things by ear” and see what happens, not plan everything in advance. You love to be the centre of attention. You are also argumentative and may have a hot temper sometimes.

CONCAVE – YOU ARE ADVENTUROUS, curious and intelligent. You have an excellent eye for detail, good people skills and a smart mind. You would make an excellent detective! You are outgoing and friendly. You make friends quite easily. People find you exciting and interesting. You are inquisitive and love to delve into the “why” and “how” of things. When you are fascinated by a problem or social situation, you will not rest until you have analyzed it completely. You are complex and not everyone gets you, but most people like you anyway. You will have an exciting life!

SHARP-ANGLED TIP – YOU ARE CREATIVE, fun and outgoing. Your enthusiastic manner wins you many friends. You have a positive and accepting outlook on life. You are very energetic and talkative. You are able to carry on a conversation on almost any topic. You can always make someone feel comfortable around you. You love attention and you will do your best to get it. Your friendships are very important to you. You fall in love easily and you are a born romantic. You are also a helpful person and your friends know they can come to you to get good advice. You dislike sticking to a schedule, but you probably need one. You are a likable and giving person.

POINT – YOU ARE SPIRITUAL, confident and outgoing. You have a strongly developed spiritual sense, and you might even be a bit psychic! Your curious nature leads you into many interesting situations and friendships. You are an attention-seeker who needs to be noticed. You are self-assured and confident about yourself. You love flattery. You want others to praise you and look up to you. You are somewhat mysterious, and people find this attractive. Many people like you. In love, you are very faithful. You have an open, adventurous attitude to life. You love new situations and you could even have a daredevil nature. You can be lazy occasionally and you often look for the easy way.

P.S. I don’t wear lipstick (only occasionally, like 3 times a year maybe) so I don’t fall into ANY category ;o) I took these off the internet and don’t claim cleverness to come up with it on my own.

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LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING (but they help)!

by Lucky Red Hen on April 19, 2006


After reading about Queen Scarlett’s darling Kalea, I just had to supply a story of my own.

This is my cute boy and cute girl. Today my story is about the cute girl.

A little background about my daughter… I have NEVER wanted to have a daughter, mainly because my mother cursed me that if I ever were to have a girl, “She will be just like you so you will know what you put your poor mother through!” Gee, thanks for the guilt mom. Nice.

Well, the curse has come to fruition. This little spitfire is so full of spunk I don’t think I really have ever come close (or have I?). Since I’ve put my distaste for me having daughters out in the universe, I shall also emphasis that my love for this little girl is more than I could ever imagined (I thought I could never love another child after my first, as a lot of mom’s think). Now I understand what my mom meant by, “I love you both more than anything but differently.” It’s hard to explain, the scale of love.

Back to the fun stuff. The other day daddy was bringing the kids into the house from the car when P dashed over to the garage freezer and pulled out the icecream. Daddy told her that she had to eat lunch first then maybe she could have some. The little spitfire arched her back (she’s almost 3), hurled the icecream to the floor while screaming at the top of her lungs then belted out, “I… hate… CHRISTMAS!!!” Where that came from I don’t know but daddy mentioned that she’d been calling the recent colored eggs ‘Christmas’ eggs instead of ‘Easter’ eggs. Needless to say she didn’t get icecream after lunch.

Then J and I were mimicking each other in the kitchen (silly sayings, noises, mooing, etc.) while I was making lunch (what is is about lunchtime and this girl?) when P barked at us to stop it because she was annoyed (that we were having fun and she wasn’t?). “P, we are playing nicely and if you don’t like it then go somewhere else until lunch is ready.” Her scowl festered, she pursed her lips and shouted (as she pounded with both fists on the counter), “I… hate… CHRISTMAS!!!

Apparently all this fiesty behavior is supposed to pay off in the end (when is that, exactly)???

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by Lucky Red Hen on April 13, 2006


This is my all-time favorite internet joke!

Happy Easter!!!
imsewfunny

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