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My theory for the overweight issues in America are the chemically and hormonally enhanced foods we eat in conjunction with more TV watching slash computer time slash game playing.
Theory talk over. Storytime…
When I went in for my OB check-up five years ago, I went through the standard riggamaroll of temperature, weight and blood pressure tests.
Temperature, good.
Weight, obese.
Blood pressure, good.
Um, OBESE, (I freak)?
Technically, yes.
Are you SURE? I mean, I know I’m fluffy, you could even say fat, but OBESE?
Yes, you are obese. But don’t worry about it.
Um, don’t WORRY about it, you say? I sure as h E double hockey sticks WILL worry about it (not enough to go on a diet or exercise, of course hahaha). I’m 5’9, big boned (seriously, that’s not an excuse) and muscular (muscular also includes being well endowed despite a bilateral reduction mammoplasty in ’94).
My waist curves IN instead of out; which, in my opinion, is when you move from fluffy to fat (for crying out loud, nobody get mad at me because your waist curves out instead of in and you don’t call yourself fat, I’m just sayin’).
I’m wondering who came up with the measuring system that determines obesity, based on height and weight alone. I wanna knock them on the head (not hard enough to hurt them, just enough to get their attention).
P.S. I should’ve been saying “over-weight” in place of “fat” throughout this post, but I’m too busy to go back and change that.